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8月20日 Slow Sunday huh? It's a beautiful slow Sunday today. I awoke at the time "I" wanted to...I made pancakes for my family because "I" wanted to and I sat around on my expanding butt because "I" wanted to. Then something happened to make me go in the yard. I don't know what it was nor do I care...the important thing here is that I got up and went out there. I stopped my slow Sunday and went out there...and what did I discover you may ask?!?! I discovered that I need to find some big scary weapon and hunt down my son that's what !!! Picture this: I'm strolling around the back yard with nothing particular on my mind....the birds are singing and the wind is blowing. I'm at peace with life for this moment UNTIL.....I walk around the side of my house and there.....on the brick......in BIG RED spray paint is my son's name!!! ON the side of the house! Painted on the brick ! Won't come off! People can drive by, read this, shake their heads and say, "Poor white trash" !!! Can you believe this? Well I can't. I'm pretty pissed about the whole thing and poor ole Bo knew I was because I think he put Squash into some kind of protection program......I can't find that boy! Bo told me to calm down because it would probably come off. Oh....well I guess I should of thought of that right????? The first thing to go through my mind (after beating Squash) was what in the world will take spray paint off of brick. So I finally found Squash and sent him out with a rag (that's a 'dishcloth' for you yankees) and some Dawn detergent. He scrubbed and scrubbed, but of course Dawn wasn't quite put together for such a job. So I broke out the Comet with bleach....and sent Squash out there to work. After about 15 minutes (a fair time) he came back in with his head hanging down. You see......I told him if he doesn't get his big ole red name off of the side of my house tonight then he's getting a good old fashioned butt 'whoopin'. So now Bo (who thinks this is funny) has belted Squash into the Jeep and has raced down to Wal-Hell and is going to buy paint thinner. Okay all you men out there.....will paint thinner take spray paint off of brick? Well, I don't know yet....but I'll probably let you know tomorrow.
The way you will all know is my blog title is "I once had a son named Squash" or if the title is "Thank God for paint thinner." If any of you know anything else to use....please, now is the time to comment!!! 评论 (7)
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